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clarentineSeen on Skirt magazine's November 2007 cover:
True Confessions—Eve: The snake swore Forbidden Fruit had no calories. Little Red Riding Hood: The wolf was good-looking in a sleazy sort of way. [I beg your pardon!] Penelope: Ulysses was gone for a long time and what happens in Ithaca stays in Ithaca. Goldilocks: You’d be surprised at what Papa Bear kept under the mattress. Rapunzel: It doesn’t exactly put you in the mood when a guy uses your hair as a ladder to climb in your bedroom window. The Little Mermaid: Tail, tail, tail...that’s all earth guys want to talk about. Dorothy: Nobody tells you about the post-Oz letdown. Little Bo Peep: I told the sheep to get lost for awhile so I could hook up with Little Boy Blue, but of course they came home early, wagging their tails behind them. June Cleaver: Sometimes I had a little vodka before the boys got home from school. Venus: Once you pose on a clam shell, no one takes you seriously.
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True Confessions—Eve: The snake swore Forbidden Fruit had no calories. Little Red Riding Hood: The wolf was good-looking in a sleazy sort of way. [I beg your pardon!] Penelope: Ulysses was gone for a long time and what happens in Ithaca stays in Ithaca. Goldilocks: You’d be surprised at what Papa Bear kept under the mattress. Rapunzel: It doesn’t exactly put you in the mood when a guy uses your hair as a ladder to climb in your bedroom window. The Little Mermaid: Tail, tail, tail...that’s all earth guys want to talk about. Dorothy: Nobody tells you about the post-Oz letdown. Little Bo Peep: I told the sheep to get lost for awhile so I could hook up with Little Boy Blue, but of course they came home early, wagging their tails behind them. June Cleaver: Sometimes I had a little vodka before the boys got home from school. Venus: Once you pose on a clam shell, no one takes you seriously.
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